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Book of Technopagans: Genesis Aborted
Updated December 12, 2002

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"And Lo, it was beheld that things were more like they are now than ever before." ------St. Flatus Ignitis, The Grand Invisible Poobah, First Lord and High Pope of the Technopagan Church, Local 666

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Life is like a giant toilet bowl: one flush and you're out of the game. If you're a really big shit, you'll never get out in one piece.
------Pope St. Flatus Ignitis

II

Holy, holy, holy, Jersey Central Power and Light
------Pope St. Flatus Ignitis

III

Beer is beer, unless it's green and got lumps, in which case it's probably tree frogs that you're drinking and not beer.
------Pope St. Flatus Ignitis

IV

When in doubt, destroy all evidence that you ever attempted to do so at all.
------St. Robert, the Hobbit

V

For sale by owner: one planet, slightly used.
St, Robert, the Little Crippled Boy

VI

USA, off sides!
St, Robert, the Little Crippled Boy

VII

Easter has been cancelled - they found the body.
------Pope St. Flatus Ignitis, annual proclaimation

VIII

The Waste Paper theory of Civilisation: The complexity and organisation of a society, civlisation or bureaucracy is directly proportional to the amount of waste paper it produces.
------Pope St. Flatus Ignitis

IX

The Killer Instinct Theory of Civilisation: The level of advancement of a civilisation is determined by how efficiently it kills.
------Pope St. Flatus Ignitis

X

I drink, therefore I am.
------St. John Cleesius Pythonicus

XI

Thou shalt not have any other Dogs Before Me, for I am a jealous Dog.
------St. Angus the Boxer (------Pope St. Flatus Ignitis' dog, that is)

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XIII

All life is pain and suffering and anyone who says otherwise is trying to sell something.
------St. Caligula Califonicus

XIV

Just $.35 per day, less than the price of a cup of coffee, will feed infinitely more fund raisers than starving children in Ethiopia.
------Pope St. Flatus Ignitis

XV

Entropic Gestalt Theory: when the whole is somewhat less than the sum of the parts.
------Transmitted by direct revalation to Pope St. Flatus Ignitus, HTPCHSDFJ, by divine flatulence.

XVI

A “Brain Fart” is so much more than “Divine Inspiration”; it is “Divine Flatulence”.
------Pope St. Flatus Ignitis

XVII

All men have the right to be stupid. Some people just abuse that right.
------Josef Stalin

XVIII

It's hard to see your own face without a mirror.
------St. Dr. Phil

XIX

One’s belief in God should not be construed as an appreciation of his sense of humour.
------Pope St. Flatus Ignitis
 

To be continued..............................